This has been quite the slacktastic week, so I'll have no shortage of secrets to spill!
I made a double batch of pasta bake last night for dinner so that we could have leftovers today, but then I decided to get caught up on Private Practice and left it out all night.
I may have also left a batch of cookies burnt to the pan out all night. Oops!
I haven't watered the kids' plants in a week and they're starting to fade.
I still have easter stuff EVERYWHERE with no plans to put it away anytime soon.
I've been giving my kids Capri Suns because we're out of juice because the sink is full of dishes so I can't make more.
I found a basket of crap in the kids' closet full of toys that they haven't missed in 3 months, but I can't bring myself to just dump the whole thing.
I rewashed a mildewing load of laundry with a tiny beat of bleach so no one would know it ever smelled. Shh!
My laundry folding table is COVERED in stuff to fold, and Little Man hasn't had jammies in 4 days.
I need to take Sweetie Pie to school in 10 minutes and I still haven't made her lunch, brushed her hair or stopped blogging.
I spent $20 on new water bottles that I've used exactly once.
10 20 starbursts for dinner last night, after telling my doctor that I eat a balance diet.
I freaking HATE American Idol.
I can't wait for summer when I can wear jammies all day again.
What's your dirty little secret? Please share in the comments so I can show my husband that I'm not the only one who doesn't have it all together. Don't worry, I'll probably forget to show him anyway!